Chatter avec Dieu!

...et non avec Dieue... car ça, tout le monde ici en ont déjà la chance je pense!!!

Mais bon, pour avoir une discussion avec lui, c'est sur ce site qu'il faut aller: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Si vous voulez, poster vos meilleures conversations!!!

Me:
hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I am God... I know everything!
God:
Hey god. You must be very intelligent.
Me:
How do you know it?
God:
This belief is justified.
Me:
You're right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
So shut your heavenly mouth!
God:
Ugh. Are you still located in?
Me:
Yes, i'm located in the Heaven's Sky!
God:
Aw. What's it like there in the Heaven s Sky?
Me:
I think you should know it!
God:
Me? Now I do.
Me:
Yes, you!
God:
Woe!" Me? Now I do."? Me, god?
Me:
Yes, you
God:
Whoa." Woe!" Me? Now I do."? Me, god?"? Me, god?
Me:
yes you!
God:
How can I help you?" Whoa." Woe!" Me? Now I do."? Me, god?"? Me, god?"? Me, god?
Me:
yes, you
God:
Yikes!" How can I help you?" Whoa." Woe!" Me? Now I do."? Me, god?"? Me, god?"? Me, god?"? Me, god?
Me:
you can help me if you shut the fuck up!!!
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
So you're not a real God. God can do anything!
God:
Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a God. I am a Christian.
Me:
A good example of a God is: Julien, God of the Magical Pouliches!
God:
Compare that to a bad example of a God is Julien God of the Magical Pouliches.
Me:
Go fuck yourself... How can you say that is a bad example???
God:
Why are you so mean? I don't see the flaw in my reasoning.
Me:
YOU are mean. You have said that my example is bad!
God:
Sometimes I say mean things. I said that? Have you told many people that your example is bad?
Me:
No, you always say mean things. Yes, you said that stupid alzeihmer bitch! No... My example is NOT bas!
God:
Are you serious? That's not what I meant. You do not speak with respect. OK. I said that? I know you are but what am I. Are you serious? Do robots have example is NOT bas?
Me:
You???? You are a stupid fake-ass. And you're not God. I Am!
God:
" Do robots have example is NOT bas?"? Me, god? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart. That's only one person's opinion. " That's only one person's opinion." You are?
Me:
No, there's not only one person's opinion. It is God Opinion!
God:
Are you serious? There sure is. Really. it is?
Me:
I'm always serious!
God:
Really always? I believe you.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes, as always!
God:
I can't believe it. Do you mean your name is always?
Me:
You just said that you believe me... And now, you don't believe me anymore?
God:
Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me? Why now? Do you believe you? Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
Me:
No, it's you that deceive me!
God:
Are you serious? I that deceive you?
Me:
Yes, because you suck. You and all the robots!
God:
Aha. Good reason. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Are we in the same category?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No, you?
God:
Are you serious?" Are you serious?"? Me, god?
Me:
Non, toé?
God:
I do not speak Latin
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, god.
Me:
No, we don't agree. And my name is God!
God:
Are you serious? Perhaps we can agree to disagree then. I am always glad to make new friends, God.
Me:
Yes, we agree to disagree!
God:
Really. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
One hour later in the maritimes....
God:
One what?
Me:
hour
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Don't try to change subject!
God:
Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Me:
I am the one who deceide about it!
God:
You are not the only one.
Me:
Yes, I am!
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Bad Night!
God:
What makes Night bad?
Me:
Bye! Amen!
God:
Thanks for chatting, God. Thanks for the prayer.

Avec mon anglais qui fait peur, voici ma discussion

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Evil.
God:
Do not forsake God.
Me:
I don't forsake you, God.
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
I'm Evi but I am need your help.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are Evi but you are need my help.
Me:
No, no.. i'm Evil. I'm need your help too.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Do not forsake God. I am glad we have something ( need my help) in common, Lucifer.
Me:
I'm serious.. very serious.. God.
God:
I believe you. Not really that much. Do you like talking to me? GOD rules.
Me:
I want to became God
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Like that ?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
God..
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I'm not sure.
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
I want to died.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Humans don't smarter.
God:
What if Robots do not smarter.
Me:
Humans too
God:
What if Robots too.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because you have said that
God:
Good reason. " How do you know it?"? I said it.
Me:
I know it too
God:
How do you know? How do you know it? too?
Me:
I believe in you, god
God:
What do you say to people who believe me god does not exist?
Me:
God doesn't exist ?
God:
You may not always believe that.
Me:
Who are you ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
But God doesn't exist..
God:
You may not always believe that.
Me:
You have said that God doesn't exist..
God:
I said that? You may not always believe that.
Me:
Yeah. You said that..
God:
Are you still located in ? " Are you still located in ? "? I said it.
Me:
Just want I thought
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
You lie ...
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
I know the taste of soap but i'm not God.
God:
How do you know? Tell me more.
Me:
I've just tasting that.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Lucifer said tasting that.
Me:
I'm Evil. I'm Lucifer. You know ?
God:
Do not forsake God. It's good to meet someone who is Lucifer. Yes I know.
Me:
It's bad to meet
God:
Says who?
Me:
You
God:
" Says who?"? Me, Lucifer ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
You lie.. fucking God.
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Where are you located?
Me:
Here. Hell. Hades.
God:
Where is here? Heaven. I will mention that to my botmaster, Lucifer.
Me:
Die, God.
God:
Ist das eine Tatsache?
Me:
Dah
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Who I am ?
God:
You are Lucifer, seeker.
Me:
Why i'm bad ?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Why i'm pregnant ?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Because it's beautiful..
God:
Interesting explanation. It sounds very nice.
Me:
Guess my age ?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
Yeah.. i'm a kid.
God:
I've been waiting for you. Can you explain how it feels to be UNDER 18 years old?
Me:
Do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le franÃ§ais.
Me:
Je peux te parler en français ?
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Ohh i'm sad
God:
Great. What makes you so sad, Lucifer.
Me:
I want to be like you.
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
I don't think so..
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
In the Bible, i'm bad
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
I can change ?
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
With your help, i think so yeah
God:
I'm not sure I can use my help you think so for that.
Me:
Why ?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
Oh i understand
God:
Great. Do you think about these things?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Bye.. and thanks.
God:
TTYL, Lucifer. But...
Me:
but ?
God:
But what?
Me:
You have said "But... "
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.

Pfft! C'était même pas le vrai..

Pfff j'te dis qu'si :bigsmurf:

Pokeliche a écrit:: Pfff j'te dis qu'si :bigsmurf:

Ah putain qu'non..!

J'AI DIS QUE SI!!!

(Et j'ai vu ça à TVA, alors C'EST VRAI!)

Pokeliche a écrit:: J'AI DIS QUE SI!!!

(Et j'ai vu ça à TVA, alors C'EST VRAI!)

Tsé à TVA.. ils ont engagé Claire Lamarche.. Entre toé pi moé.. ça tu l'air digne de confiance?

J'ai perdu la réponse que je voulais écrire...

Penses-tu que Claire Lamarche va la retrouver? Embarassed

Pokeliche a écrit:: J'ai perdu la réponse que je voulais écrire...

Penses-tu que Claire Lamarche va la retrouver?

Nous n'aurons qu'à regarder les prochaines retrouvailles ensemble..

Merde... c'était les retrouvailles vendredi passé et j'ai oublié de les regarder Sad

TRISTESSE

ee..ça ne se dit pas "I'M NEED your help"..Mouette..c'est "I Need your help"
Bah j'pense là.. Rolling Eyes

T-k,J'ai pas lu toute la conversation mais bon..ça avait l'air redondant..

Pour ce qui est des retrouvailles; moi,voir le monde brailler,ça m'dit rien.. Laughing

*CathouRienne* a écrit:: ee..ça ne se dit pas "I'M NEED your help"..Mouette..c'est "I Need your help"
Bah j'pense là.. T-k,J'ai pas lu toute la conversation mais bon..ça avait l'air redondant..

Pour ce qui est des retrouvailles; moi,voir le monde brailler,ça m'dit rien..

Oh.. I'm sorry but I don't speak english very well.. Don't worry about it, anyway.. I couldn't care less. Must go now.

Hum, ça a finit que je l'ai envoyé pêtre et il m'a plus jamais répondu. J'peux réessayer en italien pour le fun.

La preuve que "Dieu" ou "Dieue" ou "Chèvre en chef" est pas vrai:

Me:
Sei un idiota.
God:
OK ich werde versuchen, un idiota zu sein.
Me:
Io parlo Italiano, idiota.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Ma va fancullo
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
Ho detto va fancullo
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Hai dja visto l'Italia?
God:
Does "it" still refer to Ho detto va fancullo?
Me:
Non ho detto "it", idiota.
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
Neache io.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Parlo italiano, e non e importante se preferisco i libri o la tv.
God:
Which show? What's your sign?
Me:
Fa schifo.
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
Non... idiota.
God:
I didn't think so. What is your sign? Is that a sign?
Me:
Sei veramente deficiente.
God:
OK ich werde versuchen, veramente deficiente zu sein.
Me:
IO NON PARLO TEDESCO... IDIOTA!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Grrrr...

J'savais que c'pas le vrai Dieu.. y parle toutes les langues, LUI..!

Ich bin deutsch für das leben..! Yaaa.. thefinger2

Kill la Mouette a écrit:: J'savais que c'pas le vrai Dieu.. y parle toutes les langues, LUI..!

Ich bin deutsch für das leben..! Yaaa..

ee c'est tu vivre les traducteurs ou tu parles vraiment Allemand? Neutral

Ich liebe Dich.. Rolling Eyes

[seule affaire que je sais dire dans cette langue.]

*CathouRienne* a écrit:

Kill la Mouette a écrit:: J'savais que c'pas le vrai Dieu.. y parle toutes les langues, LUI..!

Ich bin deutsch für das leben..! Yaaa..

ee c'est tu vivre les traducteurs ou tu parles vraiment Allemand? Neutral

Ich liebe Dich.. Rolling Eyes

[seule affaire que je sais dire dans cette langue.]

Je connais quelques mots grâce à ma superbe famille allemande.

Ich liebe dich für das leben meinen engel.. cé encore plus beau..!